Sunday, September 16, 2007

Greenspan: The Perfect Patsy

Can you believe this guy? Wouldn't say anything but mumbles when he was employed by The People, but now that he has to make his own money he's full of opinions. Devoted to the ideal of the Virtue of Selfishness, now he can't believe where the selfishness has gotten us -- in debt up to our arseholes. Can't believe that lenders would take his free money and sell The People a pipe dream. Never heard of such a thing, didn't know it existed. Knows nothing of the "Observed Price" phenomenon Shiller wrote about 15 years ago. And the politicians -- don't get him started on what he's learned about those guys!

Overall, the perfect patsy for the hedge-fund era.

Now he's trying vainly to salvage his legacy by blaming the politicians. Why does this whole thing have a Sammy-the-Bull turns-on-John-Gotti feel to it? Disavowing his bosses now that he's joined the publicity-protection program (PPP). Here's what got me stirred up today:

To keep inflation under 2 percent, ``the Fed, given my scenario, would have to constrain monetary expansion so drastically that it could temporarily drive up interest rates into the double-digit range not seen since the days of Paul Volcker,'' Greenspan wrote. (Bloomberg)

Now, what if Greeny has said to The People four years ago: "Hey, we're gonna let the big boys borrow for a year at 1%, but it might result in 10% inflation in a few years. That OK with you guys?" The only thing we've ever asked of the Fed chairman is to watch out for inflation. Greeny always said he supported the strong dollar, and a year after he's gone it's at all-time lows. And poised to fall further.

Anyway, part and parcel to his flood-us-with-cash philosophy was his hands-off approach to the sorry state of government statistics. Everyone knows that official government inflation figures don't track today's true household expenditures. Unfortunately, I'm not in a position to develop appropriate figures to release to the People. Greeny was.

He should have waited until he got his Medal of Freedom before publishing his Bad, Bad Bush book.